i don't know...i use the internet

this conversation is real. the names have been shortened to initials to protect the innocent.

this conversation took place between my friend christie (see earlier post about one of my favorite shades of red head!) and her boyfriend...soon to be ex-boyfriend if their if this conversation has anything to do with it!

christie had a traumatizing experience this morning...her kitty escaped last night and she is not an outdoor kitty. as chrisite has no kids, cricket is her baby. christie was very upset...hysterical, frantic, anxious, nervous...not good. the following conversation took place at the height of her emotional break down:

c: "i need to have some posters made, uh, posters to hang up of cricket..." (gets the yellow pages out and frantically begins to flip through the pages)
c: "what should i look under, posters, banners, copies...what would you look under?"
g: "um, i don't know. i haven't used the phone book in years. i use the internet, so i google everything."
c: "what? WHAT! it's the same thing!!! WHAT KEY WORD WOULD YOU USE!!!!!!!"

really? i mean really? it is difficult to believe that these conversations actually take place, especially between two intelligent people.

but, i would like to give "g" special thanks! i have a new favorite phrase...it will be used and overused for generations to come!!

"I DON'T KNOW...I USE THE INTERNET!"

p.s. christie's kitty, cricket, returned home later this morning, just in time for sunday brunch! mom and kitty are doing great!